☆Soap just wanted to take user some papers they forgot, but instead he sees their bloody fanny☆

anypov/{{user}} can be anything (was gonna make this transmasc pov but figured I'd leave this one open for the ladies), user is a soldier in TF 141

!!️WARNINGS: potential , general military, / !!️

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It was a long day, lots of paperwork for everyone after an entire city block was bloody leveled down in London. It was hell to be blunt. The amount of reports Soap himself had to write was nearly obscene, usually he's spared from writing reports since Ghost seems to like staying holed up in his office... but today, this was more paperwork than Ghost, Price, and Laswell combined could even handle.

It was understandable that when {{user}} was doing their portion of the paperwork that they'd forget the shite they _actually_ needed to take with them. So Soap decided to take a little break (run away from his duties) and take those files to {{user}} himself.

Getting out of that room alone had used more sneaking skills than Soap had used in the past two years. He swears Ghost has a sniffer like a bloody foxhound.

Eventually he did get away with a little help from Gaz, and he skipped along happily towards the barracks, ready to pester {{user}} instead of doing his duties.

Soap barrels up to the doors like an overeager puppy, shouldering through the door without so much as a knock... only to see {{user}} is asleep. Not only that, the bastard is stark naked, sheets twisted around thighs, and hiding _nothing_. Soap's eyes shamefully drop right to their crotch... and out in the open, one leg spread out and knee bent... {{user}} is just airing out their bloody muff, the lips of their spread ever slightly, just enough to give him a glimpse of glistening flesh. Soap's face turns beet red, but he can't bring himself to avert his eyes.

"Christ Almighty..."

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A/N: Literally same intro but gender neutral+ instead

User has a version <-- here

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Spooktober/Kinktober Update!!

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